Moosing around online for another ottoman (not empire style!), I tripped across this one at Amazon. Not at all what I want but that’s not what intrigued me.
It’s what Amazon said …..
Try as I might, in any version of what one has to do with the other, even realizing how little I know about the uses of butter, I can not connect the dots between an ottoman and personal lubricant.
I’m expecting at least one of you to school me. You know who you are!