Don’t look now boys and girls… 

The scary pumpkin is here, in every food product you can imagine, and some you can’t imagine!

No to the loaf cake. But hell yes to the box of Mallomars. Thank the dear lord they haven’t gone pumpkin. Mallomars are simply the best damn cookie on the planet.

No.

Maybe.

God no.

Can’t even imagine.

This is the worst.

How to ruin a sugar cookie.

The ubiquitous pile of pumpkins.

I stay away from Starbucks this time of year because they go on pumpkin overload in the fall. I like coffee that is coffee, not fake caramel flavoring, which as explained in the second photo, is all that is in the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte.

The ONLY way I like pumpkin is in pie. Homemade pumpkin pie with whipped cream. Otherwise marketing geniusus, I’m not buying your cookies or cake or yogurt. Would you?

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