Just as I walked down to the mailbox to see what junk was brought to me, the mailman in his truck went by without stopping at my house. That in itself isn’t unusual as he more often than not puts my mail in someone else’s box but when he saw me, he stopped and backed up to say….
There will be no mail delivery today because there was a power outage at the distribution center.
Okay I said, started to walk back up the driveway when I thought….
If there’s no mail for anyone, why is he driving the route?
Hmmmmmm….help me here.