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I drove way the hell over to Yorktown (35 minutes+) to return an unused Cablevision box only to find THIS!!!!!
Funnily, in the few minutes sitting in my car creating this post, two other guys came to return something and also took a photo of the sign!!
Had I been smart(er), I would have called Cablevision before going to Yorktown because lo and behold they supply Postage Paid labels to return any and all equipment. It doesn’t negate how few people seem to know that the Yorktown store is closed but at least now all I need to box it up and take it to 10506. I’ll have a V8 now too.