Coldplay is out. Shocking.
In their place, a new hipper (hippier??) group:
Hillary and The White Women Can’t Dance Seven
Warning: Watching this video may cause nausea, spewing out coffee from your nose, and worse, you may Feel The Bern.
** For you ONE Coldplay fan, this is a joke. Coldplay will still mellow us out at halftime with their one hit. But wouldn’t it be much more fun for Hillary to appear alongside Beyonce?