This email just binged in from one of the three places I applied to for a jo-jo-wo-wo-employment.
Thank you for your interest in the ————- position. We’ve reviewed your resume and would like to schedule an interview at your earliest convenience.
99.9% of me figured I’d never hear back from anyone and I could continue on my merry unemployed ways, bitching and moaning about needing more income but not really ever actually, gulp, going to w-o-r-k!
That’s a J-O-B, where you get up every day and go to an o-f-f-i-c-e. And get a p-a-y-c-h-e-c-k. And pay FICA and file a W2. And look nice every day.
This is HUGE folks, huge. Of course, the company wanting an interview doesn’t mean they’ll offer me the job but if they do, answer me this: