Which will it be if Bernie Sanders becomes president? I’m running, fast, that’s all I know. He was on CNN’s State of the Union this morning. I heard little tidbits like Community Policing, estate tax changes (and not for the good), raising income taxes…..I’m the Gone Girl (well, not THAT Gone Girl if you read the book or saw the movie!)
Pros: I can ride bikes everywhere, wear Bermuda shorts, order lots of Dark n’Stormy drinks, it’s easy to get to, and it’s where I can buy the best Royall Bay Rum aftershave for Mr. EOS.
Cons: Weather is iffy. Numerous direct hits by named hurricanes. Houses are very very very expensive but if I’m saving on my tax load by hiding money, hey, I guess I can afford a nice house. I could do this one, with some decorating updates. A mere $14.9
Who is joining me? Maybe I can get Catherine’s British husband to forego Wyoming for his own flag on Bermuda and get us some native perks of becoming residents. John, c’mon. 🙂